So I finally had a dream, or more like a nightmare, on Saturday night that I was in labor. It was very scary and bizarre. On the one hand, I wasn’t in any pain really, just very uncomfortable. Then the weird stuff started happening. First, I didn’t have my regular doctor. My doctor was there, but he wasn’t helping for some reason. Then the other guy, I’ll call him Dr. “Mean”, was telling me I needed a C section. Which I was freaking out about because literally at that point I had had like 2 contractions. I tried to explain that to him and he just kept saying, “exactly!” As in, that’s exactly why you need a C section. But really the word he was saying was not C section, it was hysterectomy, which is even worse. So then, I was freaking out and I crawled (yes, crawled) over to where my real doctor was and I said “I don’t like him.” And my doctor says to me (something along these lines) “have you ever wanted to be a world champion ice skater? Well, here’s your chance, you’ve pretty much guaranteed it.”
*blink* THE END
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Wow, that turned random!!!
haha.
Get this. I dreamed last night that my sister was also pregnant and went into labor before me, except my sister was really you and I was really confused because I am more pregnant than you. You/Kristy were having the baby and I remembered that your baby was going to be fully human and I got kind of jealous because I remembered that I had decided to make mine genetically half teddy bear. I remember thinking, "Why the heck did I want a half-bear baby? How weird is this kid going to look??" (No, idea where Craig fit into all of this.)
But then I remembered that the bear genes would just allow the kid to morph at will into a bear-like human, and I was okay with it after I remember that my kid was going to have super powers.
Too much Twilight, Harry, and Xmen I guess... :)
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